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Eric Holder: Motive behind Jewish Center shootings makes victims ‘‘super dead’’

 (WASHINGTON) —In his first public statements on the shooting rampage that left three people dead outside a Kansas City (MO) Jewish community center and assisted living facility last Sunday, U.S. Attorney General Erick Holder told reporters that due to the alleged motive behind....

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Sadistic Ex-Bosses, Sociopaths, Karma…and Federal Prison

Duh Progressive apologizes for the lack of production of articles so far in April. An unplanned but well-deserved vacation was finally taken after three years by its primary creator and producer, Nicholas Taxia (i.e. me!). The reason: earlier this month I learned....

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CNN Interviews 6 Year Old Child ‘‘Expert’’ on Missing Malaysian Plane

(PHILADELPHIA) —Critics of the Cable News Network (CNN) have been blasting it recently for floating rather reaching —if not impossible— theories on what happened to missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. And as of Monday, CNN perhaps handed those....

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WAR! - Obama Formally Disinvites Vladimir Putin to His Birthday Party!

(ROME) —In what is being described as a “daring” and “bold” move by many in both the national and international press, President Obama laid down more crippling punishments against Russia today by formally un-inviting Vladimir Putin to his....

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Nation Remains Fixated On Missing Plane as Russia Finishes Annexing Alaska!

(ANCHORAGE, AK) —Emergency 9-1-1 call, March 19th, 8:09 AM, Anchorage time: “Hello! Yes, is this the White House…? The White House of the President of the United States…? Oh, thank God! Listen, there are Russian planes and tanks and troops in our...

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Obama to Appear on ‘Playboy TV’ to Promote HealthCare.gov

(LOS ANGELES) —A week after President Obama’s controversial appearance on the internet’s popular “Between Two Ferns” show, hosted by comedian Zach Galifianakis and produced by Funny or Die, it was announced Monday that Obama will be appearing on none other than Playboy TV’s hit show “Between....

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Student Suspended for Calling Shooting at His School ‘‘Gay’’

(SAN DIEGO) —School officials and police are beside themselves today after a 16-year-old junior at San Diego’s Patrick Henry High School was caught saying a recent shooting at his school was “gay.”  The shooting, which occurred Monday, was allegedly....

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Los Angeles -- At about 2:10 a.m. police pulled over a black Mercedes on Queensland Blvd after observing aggressive driving. Police discovered 43-year-old Chaz Bono behind the wheel of the vehicle. Police are seeking therapy.

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