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* A Time for Conservatives to Stand Up Against Police Brutality as 64 Yr. Old Man TASERED IN OWN HOME

* POLITICO: "Gov. candidates in 20 states endorse anti-immigration laws" (count on the Politico to accurately present the full story) 

* 'Anti-Human,' Enviro-Activist Takes Discovery Channel HQ Hostage Only to Discovery Life After Death

* Lamenting the "Frightening Prospect" of Seeing Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin Hijack Civil Rights Movement

* Iraq: "Enough of killing Americans! Let's go back to killing ourselves instead!"

* Obama Says He Ignored Glenn Beck Rally (which is why he chose to mention it)

* UN Climate Probe Due, Bound to Reveal Shocking Findings

* Oh, Joy..... With a GOP Congress on the Line, VA's Attorney General Decides NOW is the Time to Proclaim State's Right to Control Regulate Abortion

* CNN: "Obama Has Been Tough, Smart on Economy"

* For Those in Muslim Countries, Islam Means End of Religious Freedom

* Trapped Chilean Miners Okay, but Now Face Several Very Stinky Months Awaiting Rescue

* Muslim Woman Sues Disney World Over 'Discriminatory Dress Code" (grab your hankies)

* Japan & India in Nuclear Co-Operation Talks

* ROLE REVERSAL:  France Actually Begins EXPELLING Illegal Gypsies from Country

* SADNESS, EMBARASSMENT: 'Jersey Shore' Ratings Skyroketing

* First ''Barack Obama Elementary School" Opens in Maryland

* Got Cultural Outreach? -Nevada Bill Would OK 'Ne-VAH-da' Pronunciation

* On Jobs, President Turns, Then Points, to Congress

* Drivers ed students are 4 times likely to get into accidents  

* Talk about a needle in a stack of needles:  Britih Police Search for England's "Most Disgusting Woman" (half of UK's husbands call in with eyewitness accounts)

* Strange Diseas, Jock Itch, Strike High School Football Players

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