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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Diagnosed With Ebola, Doctors Refuse to Help!

(LOS ANGELS) —A week after actress Gwyneth Paltrow made her now famous "gushing" over President Obama during a Democrat fundraiser she hosted at her Los Angeles mansion, the Hollywood darling has been quarantined in a Los Angeles hospital, diagnosed with the deadly Ebola virus tha....

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Entire Nation Hysterically Inconsolable, Suicidal Over Eric Holder Resignation!

(WASHINGTON)  —Ordinary citizens left their jobs and stopped virtually all that they were doing Thursday morning, leaving their homes to pick up their children from the middle of their school day as news broke of the pending resignation of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.  Many of those, upon hearing the news of Holder's plans to quit the Department of Justice, bursts into tears and....

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Male University Students Must Now Ask Permission for Each Thrust During Sex

(BOSTON) —Following in the steps of Ohio State University's newly adapted "Kissing Codes", which were in-part a response to the recent revelations of ramped domestic abuse scandals that have rocked the National Football League, Boston University has thrown its hat in the snowballing reaction to the issue of domestic violence, and....

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Al-Qaeda Says It ''Feels Too Sorry'' We Have Obama as President to Attack Again

(LONDON) —In a bizarre and certainly unexpected message by al-Qaeda on the 13th anniversary of its 9/11 attacks, the terrorist group's current leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, formally informed the United States that al-Qaeda has grown to "feel too sorry" to attack the it again due to its having Barack Obama as....

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Obama: ''These ISIS folks are nothing but a bunch of big meanies!''

(CARDIFF, WALES)  —You can’t say President Obama isn't a quick learner, or can be dreadfully intimidating when he wants to. Responding to the release of a video that shows the beheading of a second American journalist by "ISIS" (the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) Tuesday, President Obama came out....

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Witnesses: Michael Brown Sprouted Wings, Donned Halo Before Being Shot

(ST. LOUIS) —In yet another stunning twist in the already
morbidly twisting case of a Black American teen shot by a White police officer
in Ferguson, Missouri, new witnesses to the riot-spawning incident are stepping
forward, and some of what they are saying they saw on August 9th is shocking
prosecutors.
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Poll: Riots, Looting Doing Wonders at Improving Image of African-Americans

(FERGUSON, MO) —In the
town of Florissant, Missouri, just north of Ferguson, which has seen continuous
nights of violence following the August 9th shooting death of an unarmed black
teen by a white police officer, Betty Lawrence waves to her son, Adrian, 16, as
he....

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