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Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) —Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.   Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over ....

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C.I.A. Apologizes For Not Also Torturing Sen. Dianne Feinstein, Fellow Democrats

(LANGLEY, VA) —The embattled Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) which took a humiliating punch Tuesday by a scathing report from Senator Dianne Feinstein's Senate Select Committee on Intelligence is wasting no time making a peculiar apology in response to the Senate's report, which will no doubt stoke further....

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Massachusetts Town Bans Parents From Letting Their Kids Believe in Santa Claus!

(WESTMINSTER, MA) —Parents of Westminster, Massachusetts, savor this Christmas... It will be the last one you will be legally allowed to have your children believe in Santa Claus. The same town that created a brief stir last month by proposing a total ban on all tobacco products has jumped further into controversy this month by imposing a ban on parents telling their children....

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SHOCK: Thanksgiving Turkey Obama Pardoned Now Fighting With ISIS!

(KHUSHAM, SYRIA) —The annual "presidential turkey pardon" is supposedly dated back to Harry S. Truman in 1947, and has continued since as a quirky, comical gesture of holiday cheer and goodwill on behalf of America's Commander-in-Chief.  However, this Thanksgiving has been marred by a scandal only to add to the Obama administration's growing list of.....

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Obama's New ''Legals'' Looking Forward to Lifetime of Official Second-Class Citizenship

(OMAHA, NE) —Within moments of hearing that President Obama announce he is going to take "executive action" to make them, as well as nearly 5 million other "undocumented residents" (i.e. illegal aliens) legal residents of the U.S. within a stroke of his pen, 29-year-old Ernesto and Rose Alvarez, 28, said they almost "jumped through their ceiling" with glee at....

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U.S. to Grant Asylum to ISIS Commanders With Ebola Virus, SARS, TB, AIDS

(NEWARK, NJ) —The State Department is calling it an "olive branch". Kurdish, Syrian and Iraqi freedom fighters, as many other White House critics in and outside the U.S. are calling it "insane", "naive", "stupid", and even traitorous. These are the terms currently being used to describe the Obama administration's decision to....

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Says Election Proves ''dead people need a voice, too!''

(HOLLYWOOD, FL) —Licking her party's wounds in the aftermath of Tuesday's mid-term elections, Democrat National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz pronounced Thursday that the Democrat's resounding defeat on Tuesday night is all the more proof that "more deceased Americans need their voices....

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