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Obama Suddenly Halts Illegal Immigration After Polls Find Most Migrants Oppose Gay Marriage

(WASHINGTON) —In an astonishing reversal of the government’s unofficial policy of allowing thousands of illegal immigrants (i.e. “refugees”) to freely to pass into the nation through its southern border for the past months, the Obama administration announced Wednesday it has abruptly halted all....

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Hopefully Very Understandable Apologies for a Slow Month of July

   Dear Readers,

   “Duh Progressive” again apologizes for another slow month. REASON: In late May “we” realized that June 6th, D-Day, was approaching, which my grandfather had been in, as well as the rest of the European campaign.   Every D-Day I make sure to thank “Pop” for what he did on that day and the days following.   But this year, being the....

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White House Taps Musician Stevie Wonder as New Border Security Czar

(WASHINGTON) —As the nation’s southern borders are being overrun by mostly underage migrants from Central America like never before, provoking growing outcries from the public and Republicans and Democrat political alike to “secure the borders”, the White House hoped to lay to rest all such hostilit....

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Obama on 4th of July: ‘‘Why do we keep celebrating my birthday a month early?’’

(WASHINGTON) —Yes, President Obama has done it again. After last year’s Fourth of July erupted in controversy when an “open mic” clipped to President Obama’s shirt caught him muttering, “I can’t believe I have to give up a good day of golf for this crap!” and other disparaging....

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Non-Gay Americans Celebrate End of ‘‘Go Tell Somebody Who Gives a Sh** Month’’

(BOTON ROUGE, LA)   —Couples, lovers, husbands and husbands and wives and wives gazed proudly at the rainbow flags waving and the tickertape fluttering about during Baton Rouge’s gay pride parade Saturday afternoon, the last Saturday of the....

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Senior Republicans Warn Impeaching Obama Would Violate ‘‘Americans With Disabilities Act’’

(WASHINGTON) —Military vets left to die under V.A. care, giving up key Taliban leaders for a U.S. soldier who deserted his unit, opening the borders to thousands of unskilled indigents from Central America, allowing mass-murdering Islamists to overrun.... 

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Obama Warns Rampaging Islamists: ‘‘Stop…or I’ll say ‘stop’ again!’’

(NEW YORK) —Hell hath no fury like a Barack Obama scorned! And as Islamic militants continue overrunning more territory in Iraq, they got a taste of that “hell” President Obama is prepared to unleash Tuesday if the fiercely–armed “Islamic State of Iraq and Syria” (ISIS) group does not....

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Howell, NJ -- Howell, NJ —Police arrived to the 300 block of Roosevelt Street after a 19-year-old man complaining he did not have the money to afford his fourth neck tattoo of the year, however did have the funds to remain dressed like a crack-addicted circus clown. Police escorted the New Jersey man to the nearest tattoo parlor and forced the tattoo artist on duty to give the man a new neck tattoo. Police then tasered the artist to death.

 

 

 

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