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IT’S OVER (for now)!! ‘‘Duh Progressive’’ Surrenders, Satirical Site On Ice, Suspended!

  Nicholas Taxia, DP Writer & Creator

   Friday, June 5, 2015,

   In January of 2014, “Duh Progressive” said on the One America News Network’s The Daily Ledger show that ‘we we still be around this time next year’. The good news, for us at least: that came true.   The bad news (or good, depending on your opinion of our site): it has come time to put Duh

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Obama Still Claims ISIS ‘‘Just a 'JV' Team’’ As ISIS Fighters Occupy White House, Washington

(WASHINGTON)  —Fleeing with his family and some Secret Service agents in the wee hours of the morning to an undisclosed location far outside of the nation’s capital, President Obama announced to America and the world Thursday morning that he still believes that the terrorist group ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) are still just a “JV team” and are “not a serious threat” to the U.S., even though ISIS troops by the thousands stormed Washington D.C. overnight, overrunning the.....

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Hillary Clinton Apologizes for Not Being a Lesbian

(CEDAR FALLS, IA) —After enduring ostensibly never ending scrutiny and scandals since embarking on her candidacy for president, presumptive Democratic shoo-in nominee Hillary Clinton was perhaps trying to deflect attention from her and her husband’s seemingly never ending shady past by formally apologizing to the LGBT community Tuesday for not being a lesbian.....

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MSNBC Says Black Cops Charged In Freddie Gray’s Death Are Actually ‘‘White African-Americans’’

(NEW YORK)   —Move over George Zimmerman, you notorious “white Hispanic”, you!   There’s a new sheriff in town, or rather anthropologist, and she knows who’s “white” or a “whiter”−non−White better than even CNN!  The sheriff in question  (and we apologize if using the term “sheriff” is perceived as racist by anyone) is.....

Read more: MSNBC Says Black Cops Charged In Freddie Gray’s Death Are Actually ‘‘White African-Americans’’

Funeral Arrangements Underway for Mayor of Baltimore’s Political Career

(BALTIMORE)  —As the city of Baltimore begins healing from riots that occurred following the suspicious death of 25-year-old Freddie Gray after he was being arrested by police, new funeral arrangements are underway, but not for Grey or any victim of the riots, but for the political career of Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings....

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Obama to Allow Illegal Aliens to Literally Ride Into U.S. on Giant Conveyor Belts

(WASHINGTON) —With virtually no public opinion polls agreeing with President Obama’s stance on illegal immigration, the Obama administration issued the ordering for the construction of over eight-dozen giant conveyor belts, hundreds of miles long in many instances, which will literally allow illegal immigrants (aka “undocumented....

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