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(From WIRES)
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011
(LOS ANGELES, CA) — A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge ordered troubled actress Lindsay Lohan Wednesday to “finally bite the bullet, o.d. like you’re supposed to and get it over with once and for all.”
The surprise ruling comes just one week after Lohan failed her 756th mandatory drug test this year. Citing his inability to further pity the disturbed “Mean Girls”
star due to her “demonstrably despicable personality,” Judge Elden Fox gave Lohan just six weeks to take a massive, obliterating dose of counter-acting narcotics and “do herself and the rest of the world a favor.”
“We have been dealing with Ms. Lohan for almost ten years,” said Judge Fox to a packed courtroom. “Hollywood, Ms. Lohan’s family, her dwindling amount of friends and the country have watched this morbid, slow-motion train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan for too long.”
Continued Fox, addressing Lohan, “And we’re all sick of it. You’re in rehab one week but then quit; 
you get DWIs and then fail to show up in court; you’re out drinking and snorting coke on Santa Monica Boulevard and getting in fights; you’re ordered to get help but think it’s all a joke; when people try to help you show up in court with “f–ck you” written on your hand…It’s just time you take the whole Chris Farley—Heath Ledger route and put yourself and the rest of us out of our misery.”
“By the way,” added Fox, addressing a sobbing Lohan, who this time had “eat sh-- and die” tattooed on her forehead, “why don’t you give Michael Jackson’s old doctor a call? I heard he’s been looking for some work recently.”
Outside the courtroom fans and reporters were stunned but not surprised by the judge’s ruling.
“Never has there been an actor so troubled and irreparable as Lohan,” TMZ.com reporter Alexa Shah said at the scene. “Either people expect her to drown in a vat of vodka and opioids any moment, or else they want her to so we can get this entire charade of ‘Oh, look at me, I’m such a wild child, rebel without a cause’ thing done and have Lohan meet the fate she so obviously awaits.”
No one has had the opportunities to clean up her life like (Lohan), said one long-time fan outside the courthouse Friday. “You’d think with all the talent she had and people willing to help her she would have turned out better,” said another fan who refused to be identified. “But no, with her attitude and everything it’s time Lindsay just over-dosed for good. There’s still time for us to remember her for all she could have been, not what she really was.”
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