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by Ledge Slater, new DP staff,
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011,
(LAS VEGAS) —Remaining fixed like a laser on the most critical issues facing America, Texas Governor Rick Perry went for the jugular Tuesday night, challenging fellow GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s faith during the Republican presidential debate in Nevada.
Regarding comments by his friend and pastor, Dr. Robert Jeffress, that Romney’s Mormonism was “not a Christian faith,” CNN’s moderator, Anderson Cooper, asked Perry if he agreed with Jeffress, to which the Texas governor replied, “While there has been much recent discussion about whether the Mormon faith is a true ‘Christian faith,’ I think a simple fact remains beyond dispute, and that is that my God’s penis is bigger than his God’s penis. …That is the truth, the real issue.”
There was a wide, audible gasp from the audience in Las Vegas Tuesday night following Perry’s pronouncement, after which former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, while visibly taken aback by Perry’s statement, responded courteously, “Look, Rick, we all know you’ve had some trouble recently in these debates…but I think this issue is better left up to the voters next November.”
No matter when the issue of the endowment of the two governors’ Lord’s phalluses is resolved, the mere fact it was raised again last night underscores how arduous and testy pandering to the evangelical base of GOP primary voters can be, according to experts. Former Clinton campaign manager James Carville told reporters after Tuesday’s debate that comparing deities’ penises is an all too common and “time wasting” exercise of candidates reaching out to the evangelical community. “Like most people I was appalled by what Perry said.” commented Carville Tuesday night. “This is a new low for vetting candidates, even for Republicans, and it’s a disgrace to our whole process. …Why, to even think for a moment that Mitt Romney’s God’s penis is smaller than Perry’s is beyond ludicrous! Everybody knows the God of Mormonism has an unbeatably humungous schlong –case closed!”
No national polls involving the God-Penis-Size issue have been released as yet, however that did not stop the Romney campaign from releasing a statement responding to the hubbub.
“We have endured attacks and misunderstandings of Governor Romney’s faith for years,” said the Romney campaign’s press secretary, Gail Gitcho, in the press release Wednesday. “Tuesday night’s incredibly immature outburst by Gov. Perry not only reemphasizes the reminisces of anti-Mormon discrimination, but demonstrates how far many have yet to learn about the recorded size of our God’s penis, which is mind-boggling, 
to say the least.”
Despite that the Mormon Church has banned the practice of polygamy for years, Team Romney’s statement Wednesday invoked the discredited practice as the reason why its Lord once needed such astronomic endowment; an endowment that, while no longer needed, still vibrantly strives –and pulsates– to this day. “Just think about it: how would a Creator once advocate for a man taking multiple wives if he wasn’t ready to satisfy them?” continued the Romney camp’s statement. “You would certainly need to be packing some serious meat if you had anywhere from four to 14 wives to keep content. We of course detest the idea of polygamy today, however must not forget the origins of how our God got the gargantuan brick-buster He has to this day. While we regret the outburst from Governor Perry, we appreciate being able to once again steer the debate to the real issues facing voters.”
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