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White House Leaves Quotes From Koran In Children’s Eggs During Annual Egg Roll!

(WASHINGTON) —Political correctness run amuck?   An attempt at religious conversion on a most sacred day in Christianity? Or just a cruel joke from some prankster on the White House staff?   Regardless, many attendees of the annual White House Easter Egg Roll did not return from Easter Day at the White House with the fondest of memories this year.   Instead, according to scores of parents and children who.....

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Spoiler: ‘‘Walking Dead’s’’ Season 6 Has Obama the Last to Know of Zombie Apocalypse!

(ATLANTA) —An anonymous source from inside cable’s number one show, AMC’s “The Walking Dead”, has spilled the beans on a bombshell in the pending sixth season.  But even more stunning, according to the show’s leaker, season six does not do President Obama any justice, and thus has thrown the show’s writers, actors and.....

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Mexican President Enrique Nieto Now Officially Only Person Left in Mexico

(MEXICO CITY) —Being lonely sucks. Almost every person can agree on that. And now-a-days, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto may probably count himself as suffering from the most acute case of loneliness in the world, for as of March 21st. Presidenté Enrique Peña Nieto sits alone in his office in Mexico City, eyes....

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Obama Just Learning of Existence of This Mysterious ‘‘Hillary Clinton’’ From the News!

(WASHINGTON) —President Obama was shocked and stunned to learn from just watching the news on Wednesday of the existence of this formally unknown yet very important “Hillary Clinton” person who not only had been his Democratic primary opponent in 2007‒2008, had also been his Secretary of State from....

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‘‘Like, Whatever, Dude’’ Now Leading Among Possible GOP Presidential Hopefuls

(UNITED STATES)  —Democrats seem unshakably behind Hillary Clinton being their candidate for president in 2016.   It is no secret that there is an aura of inevitability surrounding Clinton’s chances of being on the ballot next November.  With Republicans, however, it has been a rollercoaster, with so many possible candidates grabbing the voters’ top choices for....

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Bitter Cold Causes President Obama to Freeze in Mid-Bullshit!

(WASHINGTON) —As hundreds of millions of people and two-thirds of the nation’s land mass remain stuck in a brutal, unrelenting arctic blanket that has brought endless snow and bitter temperatures as far south as central Florida and freezing New York’s Hudson River solid, there appears to be a silver lining surrounding the miserable sub-freezing cloud covering much....

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Despite Summit, World Still Plagued by ‘‘Random Angry Unknown Folks’’

(WASHINGTON) —After a highly publicized White House summit on “radical extremism” Wednesday, President Obama concluded that the rash of seemingly endless murderous attacks by “random angry unknown folks” throughout the West and in the Middle East is an immediate threat that must be....

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