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OPINION: ''Hitler Had Opinions, Too!''

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OPINION: ''If Our Schools Don't Teach Our Children About Rim Jobs, Then Who Will?''

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    Imagine my shock the other day when my 9-year-old son asked me, “Dad, what’s a rim job?” We had just finished fighting over whose turn it was to play X-Box’s new Zombie Dingle Berries game when he just popped the question.

Well, what does a stay-at-home dad say to that?  I wanted to tell him how important rim jobs have become to human beings, how they have evolved over history, were once scorned and repressed and not tolerated by the religious right.   But today rim jobs have become as common as pumpkins on Halloween and American as apple pie.

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